FAQ
- Is Plunger Ball an Olympic Sport?
- Not yet. Our petition is currently 1,998,789 signatures short of the required 2,000,000.
- Are extra points awarded for throwing the plunger between your legs?
- I think you might be referring to up dog.
- What’s up dog?
- Not much, dog; what’s up with you?
- When I google “Plunger Ball” I only get three results.
- Try re-booting.
- What do they call Indian food in Mumbai?
- Food.
- What’s to prevent me from making my own game board and telling you guys to shove it?
- Sounds like you are interested in our franchisee program.
- What’s the deal with this Deming guy and his steps?
- We are contractually obligated not to reveal any information until after the premier of the upcoming 30 For 30 documentary on ESPN.
- Are there any sponsorship opportunities available?
- We’ll have to check with marketing [picks up phone — “Hello, marketing? Are there any sponsorships available? Oh, you’ve only sold the single fifty dollar spot.
Great, thanks] Evidently there are a couple of openings at ten grand, but they’re going quick.
- What do you think of this suggestion for the official Plunger Ball uniform: blue blazer, khakis, deck shoes, and a bow tie?
- Knock yourself out, Skippy.
- Is there any protocol for celebrities throwing out a ceremonial first flip?
- Make sure they buy the beer.
- Does Plunger Ball have an official spokesperson?
- We are currently in negotiations with Ron Swanson and Ron Burgundy, but both camps have proven to be quite contentious.
- Does Plunger Ball have a world governing authority?
- We recently bailed a Nigerian prince out of a sticky jam, and he has agreed to serve as president of the Federations, Unions, Congresses,
et Kingdoms Under Plungerbol. It was his idea to use French and Spanish. Classy, right?
- Plunger Ball just sounds like a different spin on Cornhole.
- And chess was a different spin on checkers.
- Some of these questions seem like they are planted just so you can get a few cheap laughs.
- Please phrase your question in the form of a question.
- We want to kick-off our upcoming PB tournament with the perfect tailgate. Any suggestions?
- You could try a white truffle encrusted squab coquette with a Petit Beaujolais. Either that or brats and beer. Your call, Sparky.
- What’s the all-time best walk up music for a Plunger Baller?
- Piano Pat from the Sip ‘n Dip playing Psycho Killer.